Three Nights. Would Not Recommend.
A speckled whale floats across the top of the design, spout and all. Beneath it sits a row of five stars with only the first one filled in gold, the other four left empty. 3 NIGHTS. is set large underneath with WOULD NOT RECOMMEND below it, and JONAH 1:17 at the base.
Why You'll Love It
Jonah spent three days inside a fish because he went the opposite way on purpose. Framing it as a one-star review is funny precisely because it is fair. He would not recommend it. He also came out and went to Nineveh.
Details That Matter
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Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
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Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
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Fit: Relaxed, true-to-size, pre-shrunk
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Construction: Double-needle stitching for durability
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Origin: Printed and shipped in the USA
How to Wear It
Reliably gets a laugh at church. Jeans, sneakers, and a straight face.
🌿 The Comfort You Deserve
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton because you're already moving nonstop -you deserve to be comfortable doing it.
Soft from the first wear, not the fiftieth wash. Quality fabric that runs true to size, because you have enough to worry about without wondering if your shirt will actually fit.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA with care - because the details matter, even in a t-shirt.