Specifications Provided by the Client
The ark is drawn as a technical blueprint in fine line work: a three-quarter cutaway with numbered callouts for the bow, roof structure, upper deck, hull, side door and ramp, and keel. Dimension arrows mark 300 CUBITS, 50 CUBITS and 30 CUBITS, and a spec table lists the material as gopher wood and the capacity as two of every kind. GENESIS 6:15 sits under the title.
Why You'll Love It
Genesis 6:15 is one of the oddest verses to find in scripture: exact measurements, handed over with no explanation attached. Reading it as a client brief is funny because it is accurate. Noah got the specs and not the reason, and built it anyway.
Details That Matter
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Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
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Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
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Fit: Relaxed, true-to-size, pre-shrunk
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Construction: Double-needle stitching for durability
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Origin: Printed and shipped in the USA
How to Wear It
A conversation starter more than a statement piece. Perfect for Sunday school, VBS week, or anyone who likes their theology with a straight face.
🌿 The Comfort You Deserve
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton because you're already moving nonstop -you deserve to be comfortable doing it.
Soft from the first wear, not the fiftieth wash. Quality fabric that runs true to size, because you have enough to worry about without wondering if your shirt will actually fit.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA with care - because the details matter, even in a t-shirt.